" I'm having trouble concentrating on this swing because of the obnoxious party going on around me."." I don't know what's scarier, a Blood Moon or my sister during a Blood Moon!"." The blood stains on my club? Have you seen the zombies outside?!"." Should I take up fishing? Bribing to fetch my balls out of the water is emptying my wallet!"." According to, I'm murdering a lot of her friends when I mow the lawn." has mistaken my golf balls as ammo for his musket on several occasions.".Good thing you can get water out of a cactus." " Why, thank you! I've been stuck in this sand pit for days.If I were trapped out here any longer, I could have come down with a heat stroke!" " Don't go chasing water hazards, please stick to the fairways and greens that you're used to."." If you land on the green, use a putter! Don't let your balls go flying away when you're THAT close.".
" To strike high, strike far, or to get unstuck? It's all about the club you use." If sand is causing you nightmares, your wedge is your dreamcatcher.".Golf balls are lightweight and easily influenced by a breeze." " Lick your finger and hold it to the wind." An early bird catches the worm, but an early hole catches the birdie.".I stay calm, and collected, and focus on the next shot." " I'm not the type to scream and thrash around just because my ball lands in the water.When in a specific biome and is happy enough. Golf score over 2000, during the following moon phases: Golf score over 2000, after Skeletron is defeated Prices can also be higher or lower based on the NPC's happiness level. Note: All item prices can be decreased by equipping a Discount Card or Greedy Ring.